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[icarusalsoflew]

“ dream a little bigger, love. ” [ TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO ]

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[controlledvariable]

if you change my profile pic to anything it better be this

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[icarusalsoflew]

Done.

[ And then, a bit later: a screen shot! Your name has also been replaced with I AM THE NIGHT. ]

Couldn't resist.

[controlledvariable]

with a face like that i still don't know why i'm not getting laid

[icarusalsoflew]

Most people have bad taste.

I know some guys, though, down at the precinct. They're pretty hot.

[controlledvariable]

are you trying to set me up with a cop?

[icarusalsoflew]

The better to ruin your life with, young lady. :)

[controlledvariable]

funny story i had a crush on a cop back home

but he was into my boss

[How is that a funny story???]

[icarusalsoflew]

[ YEAH NO KIDDING ]

I think that rates on the scale of absurd rather than "funny", Steph.

[controlledvariable]

well it's funny because me and my boss are both in the same business but he knew her from real life and me from work

[She figures Hikaru will get that she means vigilante things.]

[icarusalsoflew]

[ Yep, he does. ]

Ah.

...That's a sympathetic "ah", by the way.

[ Because, welp. Text. ]

[controlledvariable]

it's okay! my boss needs to learn to loosen up and boys are good for that

the other boy i liked turned out to be gay

i dont seem to have a lot of luck

[icarusalsoflew]

See.

Here's the part where I should be all "stick with me, love, and maybe that'll change", but.

I've got pretty shitty luck too. :(

[controlledvariable]

i have one word for you:

josh

[icarusalsoflew]

You have a point there.

[controlledvariable]

thought you'd agree with me on that one

[icarusalsoflew]

I know when I'm beat. :)

[controlledvariable]

that's how i know you're a smart man