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[icarusalsoflew]

“ dream a little bigger, love. ” [ TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO ]

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literally blame josh

[brobeforehos]

[Oh GREAT because she needed that.]

You don't say.

TO BE FAIR Hikaru brought this on himself...

[icarusalsoflew]

Shall I give you all the juicy details? For science and all.

[brobeforehos]

[No, Mae, no. This is a double-edged blade. And I don't just mean Hikaru.]

For customer control.

[icarusalsoflew]

Right, of course.

So should I, or...?

[brobeforehos]

[How juicy could the juicy details be? They're friends - surely, surely every friendship has its boundaries. She wants to know which is theirs.]

If you want to.

[icarusalsoflew]

I do, but I think I better check in with Josh first.

Just know, for now, that we are well-pleased.

[brobeforehos]

Well, I think - that was the point. But I'm guessing it had little to do with the gifts themselves.

[icarusalsoflew]

Hey, they help a lot. :)

Granted, toys could just be some of my favorite things. Some people aren't really into them.

[brobeforehos]

Amazing. Mindreader.

Or you snooped.

[icarusalsoflew]

No, I'm totally psychic.

[brobeforehos]

I've heard some very concerning opinions about sex toys, given that this is cuddle city (but also, and more).

[icarusalsoflew]

Concerning in a good way or bad way for you?

[brobeforehos]

Concerning in the way people equate sex with penetration.

[icarusalsoflew]

That is a pretty common misconception.

Also a sad one, but I guess that's why Sex Ed is so important.

[brobeforehos]

I think that is one of those unfortunate things that might never change.

[brobeforehos]

Besides which, it's not like there aren't toys for penetration!

So you can also add the concerning thought of only penetration and only with an actual penis counts.

[icarusalsoflew]

That does some serious injustice to toys, fingers, mouths...

[ The list goes on. ]

[brobeforehos]

Thighs. Yes.

Some fingers and mouths do not deserve that treatment.

[icarusalsoflew]

Some fingers and mouths just want to be loved.

[brobeforehos]

Some fingers and mouths should be loved.

[icarusalsoflew]

And on that, we definitely agree on.

Not that I'm surprised.

[brobeforehos]

What can I say? Foreplay is like Latin - a dying art that should not be confined to memory alone.

[icarusalsoflew]

You've just drawn a comparison to an ancient language and sex.

I love you even more than I already do now.

[brobeforehos]

Hikaru, please. You're taken.

[icarusalsoflew]

Hey, I can love a lot of people at once. And there ARE different kinds of love, you know. :)

[ ...Totally didn't just add that to make the statement less grave or real, hahahaha... ]